I'm telling you guys, LP should do a tour like Iron Maiden did with their private plane. Route it in a similar way to that. Start in the Middle East/India, then do Australia, then the Far East, LA, Mexico, Various Central American countries (make sure to skip Guatemala City), all the big markets in South America, San Juan, Miami, Washington DC, NYC and then (since it is LP) go to London, Paris and 5 shows in Germany. Have Fiore film it all and Pooch get SBD recordings of the shows, you got yourself a live/documentary DVD.
Or maybe I'm just dreaming.