Hybrid Theory:
1. "Papercut" / Circumcision
2. "One Step Closer" / Stalker (Pedophile)
3. "With You" / Mike describes how he gets out of bed and get's an erection with the thought of you on his mind (Note: the erection he has is not clearly stated within the songs lyrics)
4. "Points of Authority" / TBH GTFO n00b
5. "Crawling" / Crawling up my ass (This orange will not peel)
6. "Runaway" / I was fingered by my parents, so I should runaway
7. "By Myself" / I just had the FAP of my life and accidentally hurt myself, hence the term "stretched so thin"
8. "In the End" / Over-rated song
9. "A Place for My Head" / Necrophilia (I Need A Place to Keep These Heads for Later)
10. "Forgotten" / Baby got back
11. "Cure for the Itch" / Rubbing your own semen on it won't help
12. "Pushing Me Away" / Chester explains why he "plays himself" this way
Hybrid Theory Bonus Tracks:
High Voltage / I invented the mic purposely so I could put my mouth near something phallic without looking like a weirdo
My December / In the winter I like to rub it in to the homeless that I have a house (and they don't)
Meteora:
1. "Foreword" / Worst excuse for a track
2. "Don't Stay" / You raped me, GTFO
3. "Somewhere I Belong" / I'm a nerd
4. "Lying from You" / No turning back now (what happens in prison)
5. "Hit the Floor" / One minute you're on top! and then you cry
6. "Easier to Run" / I was fingered by my parents, so I should runaway. (part 2). They broke my legs so I couldn't run
7. "Faint" / You can't ignore my girth
8. "Figure.09" / A new sex position
9. "Breaking the Habit" / Crackwhore
10. "From the Inside"/ You gave me AIDS you bitch.
11. "Nobody's Listening" / I've been yelling "RAPE!" for an hour and no-one came. (lol... came)
12. "Session" / Making noises
13. "Numb" / I knew I should've used a condom
Minutes To Midnight:
1. "Wake" / Wank
2. "Given Up" / I was fingered by my parents, so I should runaway. (part 3) I'm tired of resisting, so let them come!
3. "Leave Out All the Rest" / Gay Vampires Is Gay
4. "Bleed It Out" / Ever since the war, I've been peeing blood
5. "Shadow of the Day" / Chester in his underwear, (OMG FANGIRL ORGASM)
6. "What I've Done" / I confess to the rape of the writer of the "runaway" series of songs
7. "Hands Held High" / Bush is a retard
8. "No More Sorrow" / One minute you're on top! and then you cry (part 2) STOP CRYING FFS
9. "Valentine's Day" / OMG I DIDN'T USE PROTECTION
10. "In Between" / I apologize for giving you herpes
11. "In Pieces" / MAKE UP YOUR F*CKING MIND
12. "The Little Things Give You Away" / I was fingered by my parents, so I should runaway. (part 4) I can't run, and I can't hide either because The Little Things Give Me Away
*Bonus Track*. No Roads Left / When it gets quiet, I split myself open