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MIKE: Guys do us a favour if anybody falls down in the pit, you pick them up?

CHESTER: ...and then punch them in the face - just kidding, i'm just kidding

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MIKE: Guys do us a favour if anybody falls down in the pit, you pick them up?

CHESTER: ...and then punch them in the face - just kidding, i'm just kidding

haha i was at that show he said that

 

 

"thats like some ... like some hard level guitar hero shit ending right there!"

"how many people deployed their star power in the crowd today?"

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Interviewer: Mike, what do u prefer: N*SYNC or Backstreet Boys?

Mike: Slow death.

 

I've also found some quotes on linkinparkpt:

 

“How many girls out there are wearing a ‘Mike Shinoda is my boyfriend’ t-shirt?”

 

“Look how fat my head is, it's fatter than normal... IT'S TOO BIG!”

 

“Joe: Mike walked over there, put a CD in, he was looking at the TV, sat on that table, and broke it in half!

Mike: Oh my God, I'm so bummed.

Joe: Stupid rock star!

Mike: How funny is this? I put my fat ass... I put my fat ass on this table, and I broke it!”

“Mike: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures.

Chester: Mike likes porno.

Mike: I don't like porno. I like graphics.“

 

Mike: The best thing I'd ever done is when my brother went to oversea and I came back home as a Christmas present.

Chester: In a box.

Mike: Yes, in a box.”

 

“Mike: Some kid told someone else they can get banned for calling us assholes.

Anna: Mike, you're an asshole.”

 

“Our band has become increasingly more 'bourgeoise'. Like, we can't go anywhere without one of us being on a cell phone and being like 'why don't you have my people call your people and maybe we'll do lunch'!”

 

“Joe: Are you saying I'm fat?

Mike: Yes. I mean no! I mean, hmmm...”

 

“Mike: Most of us met a long time ago. Brad and I met in junior high and we met Rob in high school, we met Joe in college.

Chester: And they made me in college in a chemistry class. They copied Frankenstein's work and used pieces of dead people, which is why I have to wear this (touches his spiked collar), to hide the scar tissue.

Mike: Except we were in art school. That was the whole problem. In art school, and there were no really good chemistry classes - so look what we came up with!”

 

“Brad: Mike, were you like in a pop group before Linkin Park?

Mike: I was in Menudo.

Brad: I heard that you can sing and dance real nice. Is it true you had a fight with Ricky Martin, and that's why they kicked you out? Or was it the age thing?

Mike: Ricky is an ass. He's just bitter 'cause my name was first on the first CD.”

 

“Mike: I'm going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world.

Chester: Sounds like fun, can I join you?”

 

“Mike: We're breaking up.

Interviewer: I knew it!

Mike: Yeah, I'm going to start a restaurant, it's going to be a mix of Tai and medieval...

Interviewer: ...traditional irish cuisine?

Mike: Yes, but now that it's predictable I'm going to need to think of something else....Maybe I'll make a circus.”

 

“Mike: A lot has been made of the contrast between me and Chester because we are totally different in a lot of ways. He's crazy for a start off. I'm sane. He used to run around at the age of two singing Foreigner songs. I certainly didn't. He'll show you his butt. I wouldn't inflict that on anybody. We learned pretty early on in this band that you can't have snobbery in music. Our guitarist is a huge Britney Spears fan.”

 

“Mike: The funniest thing about chicken 'freak-acea' is the evolution of Dave changing how he said it, cause the guy on the phone laughed at him when he called up and asked for chicken fricassee.”

 

“When Mike Shinoda Tours in Japan... he must have Monkeys on every step.”

 

“I remember Chester mooning people up and down Bourbon Street, and he and I have a thing for stealing golf carts. I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida.”

 

“Interviewer: Mike, what do u prefer: N*SYNC or Backstreet Boys?

Mike: Slow death. ”

 

“I have a toothbrush. My toothbrush is sexy.”

 

“Entrevistador KROQ: What do you want for Christmas?

Mike: Your underwear.”

 

“Chester: (goes into living room) Mike, what the hell are you doing up this late?

Mike: I'm just uh... (switches off TV) I'm just watching the news.

Chester: Does news involve naked people?”

 

“Chester: There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta-potty.

Mike: Chester?!

Joe: I remember this one!

Chester: Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!

Mike: That was so not funny.

Joe: Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!

Rob: Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!

Chester: Then we attacked him with air freshener.

Brad: Lysol!”

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"Chester: There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta-potty.

Mike: Chester?!

Joe: I remember this one!

Chester: Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!

Mike: That was so not funny.

Joe: Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!

Rob: Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!

Chester: Then we attacked him with air freshener.

Brad: Lysol!"

lmao that is hilarious :lol:

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"Chester: There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta-potty.

Mike: Chester?!

Joe: I remember this one!

Chester: Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!

Mike: That was so not funny.

Joe: Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!

Rob: Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!

Chester: Then we attacked him with air freshener.

Brad: Lysol!"

LMAO Thread winner right here :lol:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Mike: I am a famous samurai warrior: Kenzul Murakami!

Chester: Kenzul Mashukasi, you are no threat to me and my mustache... or my eyebrows!

Mike: Chester Bennington, you have disgraced my honor; I must kirr you!

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