RogueSoul Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 So theres this hype on Twitter about making changing lyrics in a humorous way. It's usually about "Call Me Maybe", though. Also, theres a 140 character limit, so it can be hard. Make a fix to lyrics from any LP song you want. Example: FORGOTTEN: From the top to the bottom Bottom to top I stop At the core we've forgotten In the middle of the song Taken far from the intro The setlist is there The lyrics have escaped me But why should we care Go crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakolp Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 From the top to the bottom Bottom to top I fuck And the condom I've forgotten In the middle of my fart I don't have any safety AIDS is there The girl won't let me rape her But why should I care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lgr Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 dark jako, dark... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geki Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 I've given up I'm sick of shitting Is there any more beer Take this all away I'm falling over Tell me what the fuck is wrong with my liver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakolp Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 (edited) dark jako, dark... Τhank you, I'll take that as a compliment. Edited July 21, 2012 by jako Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanekZech Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 This topic is AWESOME. Please continue, I'm not creative enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakolp Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 (edited) Something a lactose intolerant person might say: Every time I eat some cheese Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to fart I need a little room to breathe Cause my fart smells like death I'm about to shit Fuck it, my mind is too disturbed for this.. Edited July 21, 2012 by jako Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueSoul Posted July 22, 2012 Author Share Posted July 22, 2012 Something a lactose intolerant person might say: Every time I eat some cheese Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to fart I need a little room to breathe Cause my fart smells like death I'm about to shit Fuck it, my mind is too disturbed for this.. There is so much wrong with this. I have no words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakolp Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 (edited) There is so much wrong with this. I have no words. Really? I was talking about rape before and "lactose intolerant problems" is what got to you? ..We live in a crazy world... Edited July 22, 2012 by jako Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VavourasLP Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 I don't know what's worth hunting for but I just have to eat I don't know why I hesitate and say "it tastes like shit" They might be cute in every way, I know it's not alright But I'm killing the rabbit TONIGHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueSoul Posted July 24, 2012 Author Share Posted July 24, 2012 Really? I was talking about rape before and "lactose intolerant problems" is what got to you? ..We live in a crazy world... Yeah, the rape thing was A LOT worse. This one just made it worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lgr Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 I don't know what's worth hunting for but I just have to eat I don't know why I hesitate and say "it tastes like shit" They might be cute in every way, I know it's not alright But I'm killing the rabbit TONIGHT. funny how I started off trying to read this in my head as if it was "Numb" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakolp Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Yeah, the rape thing was A LOT worse. This one just made it worse. Mission accomplished! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VavourasLP Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) funny how I started off trying to read this in my head as if it was "Numb" I'll make a "fixed" Numb if you want me to, just so you're not confused Edited July 26, 2012 by VavourasLP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeardyWilderness Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) No regret for the confidence in meat No more hiding in plates of grease Cause I won't wait for the debt to be repaid Lay the food out on a tray Baconized, baconized, never again baconized Baconized, baconized, never again baconized They're acting like they want the bacon, it's the bacon I'll give 'em As the fire climbs higher in this oven within 'em For your steaks in the grills, supplying the venom Bacon's scared of my teeth, it admires what's in 'em Eating bacon in the shadows there, thinkin' you're hidden But the truth is you don't have the stomach to eat 'em Go on already, eat 'em, yeah you gotta be kiddin' Wanna talk about the bacon, Imma get in the kitchen Edited August 14, 2012 by Wilderness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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