Fixed Lyrics

[RogueSoul]

So theres this hype on Twitter about making changing lyrics in a humorous way. It's usually about "Call Me Maybe", though.

Also, theres a 140 character limit, so it can be hard.

 

Make a fix to lyrics from any LP song you want.

 

Example:

 

FORGOTTEN:

 

From the top to the bottom

Bottom to top I stop

At the core we've forgotten

In the middle of the song

Taken far from the intro

The setlist is there

The lyrics have escaped me

But why should we care

 

Go crazy.

[jakolp]

From the top to the bottom

Bottom to top I fuck

And the condom I've forgotten

In the middle of my fart

I don't have any safety

AIDS is there

The girl won't let me rape her

But why should I care?

[lgr]

dark jako, dark...

[Geki]

I've given up

I'm sick of shitting

Is there any more beer

Take this all away

I'm falling over

Tell me what the fuck is wrong with my liver

[jakolp]

dark jako, dark...

Τhank you, I'll take that as a compliment.

Edited July 21, 2012 by jako

[JanekZech]

This topic is AWESOME. Please continue, I'm not creative enough

[jakolp]

Something a lactose intolerant person might say:

Every time I eat some cheese

Takes me one step closer to the edge

And I'm about to fart

I need a little room to breathe

Cause my fart smells like death

I'm about to shit

 

 

Fuck it, my mind is too disturbed for this..

Edited July 21, 2012 by jako

[RogueSoul]

Something a lactose intolerant person might say:

Every time I eat some cheese

Takes me one step closer to the edge

And I'm about to fart

I need a little room to breathe

Cause my fart smells like death

I'm about to shit

 

 

Fuck it, my mind is too disturbed for this..

There is so much wrong with this. I have no words.

[jakolp]

There is so much wrong with this. I have no words.

Really? I was talking about rape before and "lactose intolerant problems" is what got to you?

..We live in a crazy world...

Edited July 22, 2012 by jako

[VavourasLP]

I don't know what's worth hunting for

but I just have to eat

I don't know why I hesitate

and say "it tastes like shit"

They might be cute in every way,

I know it's not alright

But I'm killing the rabbit

TONIGHT.

[RogueSoul]

Really? I was talking about rape before and "lactose intolerant problems" is what got to you?

..We live in a crazy world...

Yeah, the rape thing was A LOT worse. This one just made it worse.

[lgr]

I don't know what's worth hunting for

but I just have to eat

I don't know why I hesitate

and say "it tastes like shit"

They might be cute in every way,

I know it's not alright

But I'm killing the rabbit

TONIGHT.

funny how I started off trying to read this in my head as if it was "Numb"

[jakolp]

Yeah, the rape thing was A LOT worse. This one just made it worse.

Mission accomplished!

[VavourasLP]

funny how I started off trying to read this in my head as if it was "Numb"

I'll make a "fixed" Numb if you want me to, just so you're not confused

Edited July 26, 2012 by VavourasLP

[BeardyWilderness]

No regret for the confidence in meat

No more hiding in plates of grease

Cause I won't wait for the debt to be repaid

Lay the food out on a tray

 

Baconized, baconized, never again baconized

Baconized, baconized, never again baconized

 

 

They're acting like they want the bacon, it's the bacon I'll give 'em

As the fire climbs higher in this oven within 'em

For your steaks in the grills, supplying the venom

Bacon's scared of my teeth, it admires what's in 'em

Eating bacon in the shadows there, thinkin' you're hidden

 

But the truth is you don't have the stomach to eat 'em

Go on already, eat 'em, yeah you gotta be kiddin'

Wanna talk about the bacon, Imma get in the kitchen

Edited August 14, 2012 by Wilderness