Legend

You pulled off the word shindig in your post. You got my props.

EDIT: I modded myself because I was being a dick.

"my" album with 2 hits sell 192k, a lot of promotion, and lp with no one hit and no one promotion except vma sell this, so...

 

i listened trey songz album, and it sucked a lot, i spent 181mb in my bandwith ¬¬

You piss me off.

I was thinking the same aswell. Such an amazing game!

You LPU members need to stop being emo little shits.

How would you even suck an ass? Think about it...

Well, since you must know, I thought I would tell you.

Sucking Ass 101

The activity of sucking the buttocks, in this case known as an ass isn't a very difficult task at all. It has been done for thousands of years, with some records indicating as far back as the 15th century when the Jewish population was forced out of Spain for sucking too much ass.

It is now 2010, thousands of years later. You throw in your brand new Linkin Park album and start listening to the number one album known as A Thousand Suns. Some songs are great, and some songs are the suckage. And then it hits you. Hits you like a fucking 'GET OVER HERE' from a very pissed off yellow Ninja. Hits you faster than a sumo wrestler wanting his subway sandwich that you stole from him. Hit's you faster than a punch from Mike Tyson as a rabid flying squirrel is chewing on his balls. One of the most suckiest suckages of all time, hereby known as Waiting For The End.

Low and behold, this horrendous monstrosity of a song starts playing over your overly-priced speaker system that you regretted purchasing two weeks after you did, but you lost the receipt so you couldn't return it, so now you have to deal with a suckage song playing on a just as equal suckage speaker box. What do you do? Yell out, "THIS SONG SUCKS ASS!" Of course, there is that one person in the world who may think he has won over a legend such as yourself, and says...

"lol sucking ass isn't possible. ur post failz. u snooze u looz. ass in front. can't suck. wut do?"

That is where you are wrong my friend, and Legend will hereby win another gold medal, and go to bed on his mountain of never ending diamonds. Sucking ass isn't very hard at all! Legend recommends finding a nice, smooth, shiny, female ass to suck. Why? Because it's fun time when the ass is enjoyable. Avoid hair, pimples, freckles, moles, and turd nuggets on your asses. Those are highly unattractive and any hair stuck in your teeth is a bitch to get out. Guys, this is a perfect time to call your wives or girlfriends and get them ready for one hell of an awkward time. Girls, call your female friends, because if a guy takes care of his ass, you have other things to worry about.

Any who! Once your ass has been chosen for this special occasion, you will need to get on your knees. Yes, your beautiful knees. This will be on of the most degrading BUT exhilarating moments of your ass sucking. Why? This is the most fragile moment where you will be face to face with the ass that you are about to delectably indulge. Make sure your partner is bent over for extra comfort. This is where the business happens. Softly place your lips on your partners ass, as if you were kissing a knifes blade. It needs to be slow, soft, and compassionate. You need to be very delicate. An ass is a very important part of the human body. A lot of business gets handled through it. Any extra force from your face to their ass is unneeded. We are trying to suck the love out of an ass, not head but the turds out of one. As your gentle lips are softly placed on the buttock of an ass, slowly draw in the air between your lips inside your mouth, carefully sucking in the top layer of the ass, as if you were creating a low powered vacuum with your mouth. The pressure gradient between your lips and their ass will slowly propel the ass deeper to the lower pressured area of your mouth, slowly but surely concluding to the sucking of an ass. Of course, more vacuum pressure from your mouth to the ass may be exerted for a more exhilarating and pleasurable experience for your partner.

And that my friends, is how to suck an ass.

But now, how does this song suck ass? Sucking ass is a negative. Waiting For The End is a negative. And a negative and a negative is a double negative. And a double negative is extreme sucking.

The Messenger is the suckiest suck of all that have sucked. I've listened to it in full about 3 times, and skipped it every other time. Fuck that shit, yo.

I enjoyed Give Me Your Name a hell of a lot more, and that's saying A LOT!

I hate the song, but the artwork is tight.

Ash, I love you in ways a man should never love another man.

When I watch it from my hdd it saves them bandwidth

+9000

As much as it is good to have the download links they are actually illegal, because this show is going to be available to buy on download.linkinpark.com.

Sup yo. Show me your credentials from law school por favor. Sadly, if you had credentials, and you said this statement, I would recommend you go back to school and learn some more. Having download links to these videos is NOT illegal. MySpace/Warner MAY look down on this, but it is completely LEGAL. How is this legal you ask? Let Legend tell you!

I am currently viewing these two videos online, FOR FREE, without even having an account on MySpace. The first thing that comes to your head... No Registration? I don't need to buy anything? FREE SHIT! This is the internet, where many things are FREE, and if it's not free, someone can make it free.

Luckily, the head honchos up above that control are pathetic little hearts of love for Linkin Park decided to tease us with a freebie, to download/view, and masturbate to, to our hearts content. You won't see these videos that were just posted up for the whole world to see for free, being sold anytime soon. And if Warner WERE to decide to sell these two videos up at a later date, LEGALLY it's impossible to attack those who have already downloaded it while it was free.

Didn't we have a discussion, and you agreed with me that they are?

I'll use what I said on MSN. Its like posting a download link to Burning In The Skies from the leaked version and saying its not illegal because the album isn't out yet.

No matter what Hahninator, Hawk, Warner, MySpace, Santa Clause, Michael Jordan, Obama, and Batman say, these videos are not illegal to download. They just want to see Hawk shit their pants, because rumor has it, Hawk shit's glitter and butterflies and EVERYONE loves glitter and butterflies.

LMFAO! What the fuck? A leaked version of BITS is HIGHLY Illegal to download (only if you get caught, lulz), but a video that is supposedly "compiled fan footage" that was put up online by MYSPACE with permission from WARNER for PROMOTION PURPOSES (if it wasn't stated, it's pretty fucking obvious) is definitely not illegal. But I fully believe you are one smart mother fucker. Let's do the math.

In The End can't be seen on YouTube because In The End is a track from Hybrid Theory and the music from the album is over a video so that makes it illegal because you can listen to the official song on the official video on youtube, and the song is on the album, which costs money.

Isn't math fun?

They're only showing 4 videos because they are releasing the DSP's.

I can't wait for the DSP's to be released - then you'll see that I was correct.

My penis is soooooo haaarrrrrdd right now.

I think the song sucks ass.

Well, you're not being an ass. After all, since you practically stalk them, I can't imagine anything slipping by you. I have no problem admitting when i'm in the wrong. But i do have to say, you obviously count some shows that i do not count as a Linkin Park show like festivals even if they headline with the exception of Pro Rev.

BOOM! MOTHER FUCKING HEAD SHOT!

Actually genius, this would be their first show in two years. As in, their own show. Not a festival show with other bands here in the U.S of A. And like that dude said, i'm sure they don't count Transformers, MTV Awards, Kroq breakfast stuff as an an actual show and neither do I.

This is their first Linkin Park show in two years.

I'm about to be smellin' what the rock is cookin!

Your username: Legend

Username of your nominee: JaySinkie

Which prize they would receive: iPod

Reason for nomination: I vote for JaySinkie because Sinkie sounds like Slinky, and I like Slinkys.

I bet three pikachus and a holographic charizard that The Requiem will open.

P.Diddy loved The Catalyst

I agree with Hahninator. It sucked. Chester's voice was horrid. You're all just high because you haven't seen LP in a long ass time.

Bitches.

Lauryn Hill

Biggie Smallz

Big Daddy Kane

Chuck D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlM87dwYPjg...feature=related

I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight because my conscience leaves me no other choice. A true revolution of values will lay hands on the world order and say of war. This way of settling differences is not just This business of burning human beings with napalm, of filling our nation's homes with orphans and widows, of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into veins of people normally humane, of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefields physically handicapped and psychologically deranged, cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice and love

Legend has mixed feelings on this album. I would consider this the best LP album ever, however, I am still a little bitch holding onto that one last hope of the HT days (When They Come For Me reminds me of it, and it's one of the best songs on the album).

I'll give the album a few more listens. This album is really fucking sick, and I seem to like it more and more with every listen. However, the only thing that bothers the shit out of me is the accents they do in some of the songs.

That shit makes my penis flacid.

I can make better pancakes than KROQ.

The Requiem is better, faggot.

Blackout Lyrics:

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm stuck in this bed you made,

Alone in this sinking feeling.

I saw through the words you said,

To the secrets you've been keeping.

It's written upon your face,

All the lies and they cut so deeply.

You can't get enough,

You take and take and take,

And never say,

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF SIGHT!

YOU PUSH IT BACK DOWN!

YOU PUSH IT BACK DOWN!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF SIGHT

YOU PUSH IT BACK DOWN

BLACKOUT

BLOOD IN YOUR EYE

You say that it's not your fault,

And said that I am mistaken.

You said it's not what it seems,

No remorse for the trust you’re breaking.

You run to the back, you fall,

Suffocate in the mess you’re making.

You can't get enough,

You take and take and take and take and take

FUCK IT ARE YOU LISTENING?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF SIGHT!

YOU PUSH IT BACK DOWN!

YOU PUSH IT BACK DOWN!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF SIGHT!

YOU PUSH IT BACK DOWN!

YOU PUSH IT BACK DOWN!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF SIGHT!

YOU PUSH IT BACK DOWN!

YOU PUSH IT BACK DOWN!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF SIGHT!

YOU PUSH IT BACK DOWN!

BLACKOUT, BLOOD IN YOUR EYE!

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BLACKOUT, BLOOD IN YOUR EYE!

YOU PUSH IT BACK DOWN! PUSH IT BACK D-D-DOWN!

YOU-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU PUSH IT BACK DOWN, BLOOD IN YOUR EYE!

BLACKOU-BLACKOUT! B-B-B-B-BLACKOUT, BLA- IN YOUR EYE!

BLACKOUT-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLACKOUT-BLOOD IN YOUR ER-ER-ER-ER!

YOU-YOU-YOOP-YOOP-YOU-YOU-BLACKOUT-BLACKOUT BLOOD, BLACKOUT BL-BL-BL-BL,

BLACKOUT -- BLOOD IN YOUR EYEEEEE

BLACKOUT -- BLOOD IN YOUR EYE

BLACKOUT -- BLOOD IN YOUR EYE

BLACKOUT -- BLOOD IN YOUR EYE

BLACKOUT -- BLOOD IN YOUR EYE

BLACKOUT -- BLOOD IN YOUR EYE

BLACKOUT -- BLOOD IN YOUR EYE

BLACKOUT -- BLOOD IN YOUR EYE

Floating now, as colors fill the light.

We look up from the ground, in fields of painted white.

And floating up, you pass us in the night.

The future gazing out, a past to overwrite.

So come down, far below.

We've been waiting to correct the things you know.

Come down, far below.

We've been waiting to correct what you've let go.

COME DOWN LOW

COME DOWN LOW

COME DOWN LOW

COME DOWN LOW

COME DOWN LOW