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 Sex Tips from Rockstars (Feat Chester) |
 Oct 16 2010, 03:05 AM
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 The kid that played Faint in NEWCASTLE and SYDNEY!!!  Group: Contributors Posts: 2,042 Joined: 27-August 08 From: On a Stage somewhere in Sydney Member No.: 155  |
Well this caught me off guard.
 I got given a Free Zoo weekly Magazine today and was just having a casual read on the train. Then I came across this....  "There's nothing wrong with masturbation. Everyone does it and those who don't admit that they do it, do it even more then the ones that do admit it." Other "TIPS" from other artists include... Emily Sears, 50 Cent, Lady Gaga, Slash, Lily Allen, Eminem, Adam Levine (Maroon 5), Justin Bieber (I LOL'd so hard), Chad Kroeger (Nickelback), Brandon Flowers (The Killers) and Usher. -------------------- Pez's LP Shows! 2007: 20/10 - Sydney 2010: 04/12 - Newcastle (MFR, M&G & GTR on Faint), 11/12 - Sydney 1, 15/12 - Sydney 2 (LPU Summit & GTR on Faint) 2013: 23/02 - Brisbane, 24/02 - Sydney 1, 26/02 (M&G) - Sydney 2, 27/02 - Melbourne 1, 01/03 - Melbourne 2, 02/03 Adelaide, 04/03 - Perth |
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Oct 16 2010, 03:10 AM
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 Impersonation of dreamer Group: Contributors Posts: 961 Joined: 18-May 09 From: Ukraine Member No.: 1,686 |
Chester made Eminem
This post has been edited by Maxthunderer: Oct 16 2010, 03:11 AM -------------------- Sharing video sources for LPLive community
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Oct 16 2010, 03:38 AM
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 LPL Veteran Group: Members Posts: 212 Joined: 11-February 10 From: Pennsylvania Member No.: 2,902 |
What did the justin bieber one say?
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Oct 16 2010, 04:32 AM
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 So What ? Group: VIP Posts: 2,342 Joined: 8-May 10 From: Minsk, Belarus Member No.: 3,169 |
No comments ...
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Oct 16 2010, 04:58 AM
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 LP Soldier Group: Members Posts: 83 Joined: 30-October 09 From: Phitsanulok, Thailand Member No.: 2,580 |
Haha sounds like an interesting read, I would like to get the magazine just to read this lol
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Oct 16 2010, 05:43 AM
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The kid that played Faint in NEWCASTLE and SYDNEY!!! Group: Contributors Posts: 2,042 Joined: 27-August 08 From: On a Stage somewhere in Sydney Member No.: 155 |
Biebers "Its rare to find a girl thats hot and really cool, but i know they do exist"
They do exist Bieber, expect they dont want a BOY, they want a MAN! This post has been edited by Pez: Oct 16 2010, 05:44 AM -------------------- Pez's LP Shows! 2007: 20/10 - Sydney 2010: 04/12 - Newcastle (MFR, M&G & GTR on Faint), 11/12 - Sydney 1, 15/12 - Sydney 2 (LPU Summit & GTR on Faint) 2013: 23/02 - Brisbane, 24/02 - Sydney 1, 26/02 (M&G) - Sydney 2, 27/02 - Melbourne 1, 01/03 - Melbourne 2, 02/03 Adelaide, 04/03 - Perth |
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Oct 16 2010, 07:31 AM
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 LPL Veteran Group: Members Posts: 289 Joined: 16-May 10 Member No.: 3,185 |
Lady Gaga
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Oct 16 2010, 08:19 AM
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 Veteran Producer Group: Members Posts: 629 Joined: 11-April 10 From: Spain Member No.: 3,069 |
Awesome! Lol at Lilly Allen. What do Slash, 50 Cent, Lady Gaga and Chad Kroeger say?
-------------------- We will forsake our countries. We will leave our motherlands behind and become one with this earth. We have no nation, no philosophy, no ideology. We go where we're needed, fighting not for country, not for government, but for ourselves. We need no reason to fight. We fight because we are needed. We will be the deterrent for those with no other recourse. We are soldiers without borders, our purpose defined by the era we live in. We will sometimes have to sell ourselves and services. If the times demand it, we'll be revolutionaries, criminals, terrorists. And yes, we may all be headed straight to hell. But what better place for us than this?. It's our only home. Our heaven and our hell. This is Outer Heaven.
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Oct 16 2010, 10:42 AM
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The kid that played Faint in NEWCASTLE and SYDNEY!!! Group: Contributors Posts: 2,042 Joined: 27-August 08 From: On a Stage somewhere in Sydney Member No.: 155 |
seeing everyones asking Ill just take a pic of all of em out
   
-------------------- Pez's LP Shows! 2007: 20/10 - Sydney 2010: 04/12 - Newcastle (MFR, M&G & GTR on Faint), 11/12 - Sydney 1, 15/12 - Sydney 2 (LPU Summit & GTR on Faint) 2013: 23/02 - Brisbane, 24/02 - Sydney 1, 26/02 (M&G) - Sydney 2, 27/02 - Melbourne 1, 01/03 - Melbourne 2, 02/03 Adelaide, 04/03 - Perth |
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Oct 16 2010, 11:42 AM
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 Veteran Producer Group: Members Posts: 671 Joined: 6-August 09 From: London Member No.: 2,114 |
Lmao that was awesome. Chester's always open about this sort of thing more than most.
Great words of wisdom - from all of them actually 
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Oct 16 2010, 12:23 PM
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 Darkness Traveler Group: Members Posts: 771 Joined: 25-August 08 From: Concepción, Chile Member No.: 86 |
i think usher's phrases are the most useful x'D the rest of the are just a bunch of hilarant ideas
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Oct 16 2010, 01:15 PM
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 Veteran Producer Group: Contributors Posts: 369 Joined: 1-September 08 From: Cologne, Germany Member No.: 337 |
the loveline thing with chester and joe was even more..disturbing..I only say.
girl who pays guys to .... -------------------- THE PHOENIX FARRELL FANSITE | WRITER OF THE 1ST WORLDWIDE REVIEW OF A THOUSAND SUNS | 27.05.2007: Hamburg | 21.01.2008: Cologne | 28.06.2008: Düsseldorf | 02.08.2009: Ferropolis | 22.10.2010: Stuttgart | 26.10.2010: Dortmund | 27.10.2010: Cologne | 29.10.2010: Hamburg | 02.11.2010: Frankfurt | |
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Oct 16 2010, 01:28 PM
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 Frightened Inmate #2 Group: Members Posts: 1,023 Joined: 9-September 08 From: South Africa Member No.: 577 |
wow i'm really glad i read these since i would NEVER have known all these handy facts without them telling me
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Oct 16 2010, 02:26 PM
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Idol Group: Members Posts: 1,973 Joined: 1-September 08 From: New Jersey Member No.: 356 |
I liked Usher's the most definitely.
-------------------- Spaghetti- 18. LP tries to play She Couldn't but gets killed by the Warner Bros. snipers.
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Oct 20 2010, 07:13 PM
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 LP Soldier Group: Members Posts: 114 Joined: 3-September 08 From: Dodge City, Kansas Member No.: 416 |
"Sex is like a brick, you can build a house or sink a dead body" nice one
-------------------- "Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, we gotta go sometime" - The doorman at Abbey Road Studios, circa 1973
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Oct 20 2010, 07:38 PM
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 Unicorns and Lolipops Group: Members Posts: 1,386 Joined: 21-October 08 From: New Jersey, USA Member No.: 1,002 |
Usher's first comment was definitely aimed toward Justin Bieber.
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Oct 20 2010, 07:53 PM
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 Idol Group: Members Posts: 2,791 Joined: 29-June 10 From: Washington Member No.: 3,521 |
QUOTE (MONDREUS240 @ Oct 20 2010, 05:38 PM)  Usher's first comment was definitely aimed toward Justin Bieber. haha totally --------------------  |
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Oct 20 2010, 11:12 PM
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 Veteran Producer Group: Members Posts: 396 Joined: 1-September 09 From: Gotham City Member No.: 2,267 |
The only two people in that magazine that ACTUALLY know about sex are Chester and Slash.
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Oct 21 2010, 12:57 AM
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 The Watcher Group: Contributors Posts: 772 Joined: 18-September 08 Member No.: 717 |
QUOTE (Spaghetti @ Oct 20 2010, 11:12 PM) The only two people in that magazine that ACTUALLY know about sex are Chester and Slash. Wrong, I gave Lady Gaga a true Poker Face. I'm sure she knows what she speaks of. |
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Oct 21 2010, 08:38 PM
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 Veteran Producer Group: Contributors Posts: 428 Joined: 10-December 08 From: London, UK Member No.: 1,292 |
Lmao nice read!
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